Saturday, October 18, 2008

Deep Thoughts #11

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they
don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some
good ideas.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if
they ever press charges.


To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
choreography, and the dancers hit each other.


Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of
striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his
head out the window when you're coming home his face might get singed.





1 comment:

Jane said...

ryc on my sunset photos...you guys need to come over and watch the sunsets here....I have TONS of photos from the last 7 years that are out of this world. I love the big sky view we have here. it's hard to frame just one. I'm thinking of siding our home in pictures. okay not really, but that would make us stand out on our road. good thing we don't have a HOA to contend with :)

and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to you and your beautiful bride.