Deep Thoughts #11
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they
don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if
they ever press charges.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of
striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his
head out the window when you're coming home his face might get singed.