Monday, February 18, 2008

Deep Thoughts # 6

# Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

# Why is it that when a door is open, it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

# Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
but Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

# Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

1 comment:

Jungle Mom said...

My children are tri-lengual but often get confused with English. My son asked me once,"Why is it if I send something by sea it is 'cargo' but if I send it by truck it is a 'shipment'?