My vacation time in Sarsaparilla City is drawing to a close. Tonight is the final night. It's been exciting.

We've had explosions. The jail was blown up. Yes Stiff McHenry, one of the Fuzzy Tooth gang, was sprung via an exploding birthday cake with creamy white frosting. It nearly killed Henry Happy. And somehow Ms Kitty's famous Sarsaparilla recipe is missing. And the town has no more real Sarsaparilla. The bad guy, Tumbleweed Tom Troublesome, controls the Sarsaparilla mines and is planning to take over the town and set new rules. He is trying to drive off the citizens and scare them out by playing on their fears of the dreadful Sarsaparillasquatch. He claims to have fought the creature and obtained a supply of
" gen-u-wine" Sarsaparilla. Now he hopes to drive Kitty Kalhoon out of business by opening his own Saloon and serving real Sarsaparilla, which interestingly taste just like Kitty's old recipe.

Can Sheriff Gil solve this series of crimes and save the day? Will Mayor Worrisome and the town forgive them and can the town recover? Are Sally and John Steadfast getting together?

What is the Mystery Train everyone hears but no one sees?

Whatever happens, please Please Don't drink any of Bart's new Healthsparilla drink. It's made from broccoli juice, green tea, soda water, and coffee. The taste is aweful enough to make you wonder if he is trying to kill you.

Oh Everybody STILL Dances a Lot.