The twelve Days of Christmas


On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My tulip sent to me:

Twelve drummers drumming,

Eleven pipers piping,

Ten lawyers leaving,

Nine lazy Hansons,

Eight maids a-milking,

Seven warts on women,

Six geezers laying,

Five golden rings,

Four calling birds,

Three French hens,

Two turtle doves,

And a cartridge in a pantry.