Thursday, December 18, 2008

The snowball war continues....Until NOW !!!

This morning at exactly Twenty-Seven before the hour of Eleven-Fifteen, my mostly brilliant crew of Radio Shack, Circuit City, Best Buy, and or Fry Electronic dwelling far-thinking Techno-speaking pals, gathered together and launched the "Charles Sat 1" into high earth orbit.

"Charles Sat One" is a video surveillance platform ( A SPY SAT) with hunter killer abilities to seek out snow forts anywhere in the civilized world ( soon in California too ) then render them into a giant slush pile.

Here is a highly classified look at the Charles Sat and it's secret weapon.



Snowball throwing people of the world shall now tremble.

2 comments:

Soul Skittles said...

Right. I'm not trembling. My crew is working on it now..

Jungle Mom said...

Soul Skittles, if it were me, I would build a big mirror with lasers that could be pointed up to melt the snow balls...