Sunday, January 13, 2008

Deep Thoughts # 5

# If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

# If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

# If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

# Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

# Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds' fee on money they already know that you don't have?