Friday, February 27, 2009

I felt like posting something funny today:

Chuck Norris Facts

  • Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice!
  • When the bogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got it.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
  • If Chuck Norris were President we wouldn't need a military.
  • Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
  • When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!
  • Chuck Norris doesn't do "push-ups" he pushes the earth down!!!
  • Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!
  • Sliced cheese is the greatest thing since Chuck Norris

I didn't write 'em,(except the last one ;-0 ) but I sure laughed at 'em


So many Chuck Norris facts. So little time.

4 comments:

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