Chuck Norris Facts
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice!
- When the bogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and got it.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
- If Chuck Norris were President we wouldn't need a military.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!
- Chuck Norris doesn't do "push-ups" he pushes the earth down!!!
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!
- Sliced cheese is the greatest thing since Chuck Norris
I didn't write 'em,(except the last one ;-0 ) but I sure laughed at 'em
So many Chuck Norris facts. So little time.
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