Wednesday, March 07, 2007



A Wookalar is a fictional creature featured in the 1981 Don Knotts and Tim Conway comedy "The Private Eyes." The creature is referred to several times by Tim Conway's character, Dr. Tart, throughout the film, much to the annoyance of Knotts's skeptical Professor Winship. A Wookalar is an ugly humanoid of great strength, has a nose like a pig, and supposedly commits acts like eating chickens whole and sucking a pig's brains out through its nose.

Wookalar (wuk'-ôl-är):

Similar to the Alma of China and the Yeti of Siberia the Wookalar is a wild forest-dwelling creature with both beast and man-like traits.
They are covered in a reptile-like skin that is dark greenish-black mottled with muddy brown hair. These creatures have the ability to walk on all four legs or upright on two. They are extremely adaptable to their surroundings, with the ability to live comfortably on land or underwater. Their eyes which are set wide and slightly askew, with the outer corners slightly tilted, are all a golden yellow that actually luminousness?, allowing exceptional visibility in all conditions. it becomes apparent that the rows upon rows of various sized razor sharp teeth were designed for nothing less than absolute destruction.

These creatures grow in height to approximately five and a half feet tall.



I think I saw a Wookalar!
-Dr. Tart ( Tim Conway )

How many times do I have to tell you there's no such thing as a Wookalar?
-Inspector Winship ( Don Knotts )

You can grunt if you want to, but I believe in Wookalars.
-Dr. Tart

They say that Wookalars have the power to return from the dead too.
-Dr. Tart

Throw him a chicken.
-Dr.Tart

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Wookelar is my favorite mythical beast!