Thursday, November 08, 2007

The Wisdom of Red Green

  • "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is!"
  • "If it ain't broke, you're not trying!"
  • "If it ain't broke, too bad, don't total it!"
  • "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." (Said upon the conclusion of the "Handyman's Corner" segment on The Red Green Show)
"Remember, I'm pulling for you. We're all in this together."

  • "The Handyman's Secret Weapon." (Refers to Duct Tape.)
  • Quando Omni Flunkus Moritiati-A Latin phrase which means "If all else fails, play dead." Red and the others at Possum Lodge would state this pledge before a lodge meeting after doing an arm movement across their chests.

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