Last night while watching the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Special an advertisement aired about the benefits of grape juice. They claimed their dark grape juice product had essential antioxidants that seek out attack and fight free radicals.

So I am thinking what is a "Free Radical " ?

It must be a radical who is not in jail... that is a terrorist that hasn't been captured yet.

And grape juice fights free radicals.

So here is my solution. Fill all the planes in the Middle East ( and else where needed ) with tanks of grape juice and spray the entire area where they are "Peace Keeping ".


So what if a few innocent people have to endure stained clothing. It would be worth the price to keep us safe.

Right?