I just gotta have one of those new 72 inch LCD-screen televisions. That had to be on the mind of a black bear in Colorado when he broke into a Circuit City store. While a security cam recorded his every move the bear strolled round the store. Obviously getting the munchies he didn’t stay too long. Leaving through the same door the bear ran out of the store then set off the alarm at the neighboring Italian restaurant.

Maybe a little pasta would be good while watching the game.
Old Yogi isn’t likely to face any charges, even if authorities can find him. Since the crime Yogi has taken to the hills.