Friday, January 16, 2009

I just read where there are as many chickens in the world as there are humans. It’s a good thing. We just ate one. Well maybe not a whole one but the bird is effectively gone now. I mean how could it count with only one leg, a back and a few other assorted parts?

Lunch time and we flat tore-up a grilled chicken. Life is great. Note to farmers of America:

Grow more chickens.

I just ran over and put my fresh cup of coffee in the microwave. I like it HOT Do you know people who do that?

I heard a funny joke today.

Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches,

they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and

forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked

the manager, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would

you please pronounce where we are,...very slowly?"

The manager leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing."

*** Disclaimer: While I think this joke is funny it in no way reflects my opinion about a persons intelligence or how hair color effects that. My wife who is beautiful, brilliant, wise Godly woman just happens to be a blonde. And like me she enjoys a good "dumb blonde joke" from time to time. In fact, most of the ones I know, she told to me. If this offends you. Lighten-up, and get a life. Go fuss about something that actually matters. Stop bugging me.


Jane-Jane said...

did you know that with the modern technology (hormones and supper beefed up chicken feed) that your chicken you ate today, was just a laid egg only SIX short weeks ago. yep, from it's mama to your table in six short week. scary.

fyi...on z-pack now. with some sleep assistance, i should feel TONS better in the morning. thank for all your prayers.

Charles said...

My entire family on my fathers side is in the chicken business. Everyone except for my father made or makes their living off raising chicken. On moms side the entire clan is in the citrus business. Funny thought. That lemon/ orange chicken I ate supported my who family tree.

Z-pak is awesome.

Soul Skittles said...

:D Wow. Chickens will someday rule the world and have restaurants like "Kentucky fried human"
XD XD Funneh joke!!

Jane-Jane said...

ryc...the citrus chicken make me laugh. that will stick with me for some time. just to let ya know, that's one of my favorite ways to prepare chicken. we'll eat more chicken, you eat more beef and we will support our families together. (my daddy being a beef farmer)

getting ready to post, well sometime today. i am feeling MUCH better today. love a good z. both the pack and sleep types.