Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Deep Thoughts #12

  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

  • How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

  • If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

  • Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

1 comment:

Jungle Mom said...

Where do you come up with this stuff????