Deep Thoughts # 4

# I went for a walk last night and someone asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, 'The whole time.'

# Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?


# If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?


# Isn't Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?


# How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

# Why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?