Deep Thoughts # 4
# I went for a walk last night and someone asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, 'The whole time.'
# Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
# If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
# Isn't Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?
# How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
# Why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?