I am back.
Scary isn't it.
Kristie and I are excited about our homegroup Christmas party. It seems ages since we saw everyone, much less spent any quality time. The food will be Pot Luck and that means YUMMY treats
In keeping with the season here are a few Fractured Christmas Carols
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid.
Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:
DECK THE HALLS:
Deck the Halls with ...
WE THREE KINGS:
We three kings of porridge and tar..
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me..
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN:
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice...
THE FIRST NOEL:
Noel. Noel. Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim...
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER:
Olive, the other reindeer...
You'll go down in listerine!
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN:
is a ferret elf, I say...
Sleep in heavenly peas...
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay...
OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL:
Come, froggy faithful...