Hey everyone.

I am back.

Scary isn't it.

Kristie and I are excited about our homegroup Christmas party. It seems ages since we saw everyone, much less spent any quality time. The food will be Pot Luck and that means YUMMY treats

In keeping with the season here are a few Fractured Christmas Carols

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid.

Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

DECK THE HALLS:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly...

WE THREE KINGS:
We three kings of porridge and tar..

Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me..

WINTER WONDERLAND:
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN:
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice...

THE FIRST NOEL:
Noel. Noel. Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim...

RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER:
Olive, the other reindeer...

You'll go down in listerine!

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN:
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say...

SILENT NIGHT:
Sleep in heavenly peas...

JINGLE BELLS:
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay...

OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL:
Come, froggy faithful...