I have a theory. This may explain those mysterious time warps we all have experienced.
- There are 360 degrees in a circle.
- The Earth ( 3rd rock ) circles the sun once a year.
- That's 365and 1/4 days. (365.2429 days for the purist or 365d 5h 48m 47.26s )
- But wait that's 5 and a quarter extra degrees a year.
- The average U.S. life expectancy is 77.7 years.
- 5.25 extra degrees times 77.7 years. Thats an extra 1 1/3 years. In a lifetime.
- The brain can't reconcile with this figure so it inserts small corrections, ' time lapses ' if you will, to compensate.
- Please don't tell me the earth travels slower around the sun than 1 degree pr day. If that were true we'd all talk like Lurch on the Addams Family.
** this is presented with tongue firmly planted in cheek.
1 comment:
I think you may have something here.
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